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[dave from cardiff]

After thirty years of delivering mail the post man was retiring. Every- where along his route customers were giving him tips, chocolates and little gifts showing how much they had appreciated his service over the years. Until he came to the final call of the day, in fact the last call of his working life. Samantha, a stunning blonde in her mid forties, opened the door dressed in nothing but a flimsy nightie. She pulled him gently through the door and led him quickly upstairs. There she treated him to two hours of mind blowing sex. She then, lovely showered him, took him downstairs and gave him a full english breakfast. As he was leaving, she tucked a five pound note in his pocket. Postie said "thank you very much, but what's the fiver for"? Samantha said, "I was telling my husband last night how it was your last day after thirty years on the job"
He said,"F*** him give him a fiver"
The breakfast was my idea.