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How do you know when a blondes having a bad day?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and can't find her pencil.

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Angel ...0nly a man....!!! Rolling Eyes
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How do you make a blondes eyes light up?


Shine a torch in her ear!

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......i presume that works both ways ( you know, male blondes??) ...thank god i'm a (bottle) redhead!!! no, loaded that doesn't mean i want redhead jokes either!!!
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[color=blue] Laughing What do u call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

PREGNANT!!!! ha ha ha! [/color][size=18][/size]
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Q) What do blondes use for protection during sex?

A) A bus shelter.
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....... , they just get worse!!!
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Q) What do blondes use for protection during sex?

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