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[margaretbl]

A lady approaches a priest and says to him, "Father I have a problem. I
have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing".
"What do they say?" the priest inquired"

"They only know how to say ..... Hi, we're prostitutes, D'ya wanna have some fun?"

"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest, "but I have a solution to your
problem, bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put
them with my two male parrots who I have taught to pray and read the bible.

My parrots will teach yours to stop saying that terrible phrase and
will learn to praise and worship instead."

"Thank you" the woman responded.

The next day the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's
house.

His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and praying in their
cage.

The woman put her two female parrots in with the two male parrots and
the females immediately said

"Hi, we're prostitutes, D'ya wanna have some fun?"

One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims
"Put the beads down Frank, our prayers have been answered!!
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