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Simbrook
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A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith for advice about
enlarging her breasts. He told her, "Everyday when you get out of
the shower, rub your breasts and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I
want bigger boobies."
She did this faithfully for several months, and it worked! She grew
great boobs.
One morning, she was running late. She was on the bus before she
realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Because she loved
her new boobs and didn't want to lose them, she got up, right in the
middle of the bus, and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger
boobies."
A guy was sitting nearby and asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith
by any chance?"
"Why, yes, I do. How did you know?"
He leaned toward her, winked, and whispered, "Hickory dickory
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margaretbl
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