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[Simbrook]

A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see
the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw
an envelope,propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed,
"Dad."With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and
read the letter,with trembling hands. "Dear, Dad. It is with great
regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my
new girlfriend, because wanted to avoid a scenewith Mom and
you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice,
but I knew you would not approve of her,because of all her piercings,
tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes,and because she is so much
older than I am. But it's not only the passion,Dad. She's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the
woods, and as a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has
opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt
anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with
the other people in the commune,for all the cocaine and ecstasy
we want.in the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS, so Stacy can get better.She sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to
know your many grandchildren.

Love,your son, John.

P.S. Dad, none of the
above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to
remind you that there are worse things in life than the school
report that's on my desk.


I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

[margaretbl]

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[rob]

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