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[JudeKen]

SICK LEAVE

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was 'CRAZY' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked What are you doing ?' I told him I was a light bulb. He said 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the Blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, 'And where do you think
you're going?'

You're gonna love this.............


She said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!'
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[MaryJ]

priceless!
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[Dianne]

Good one !!
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im back in Tenerife soon........ yepeeeeeeeee

[margaretbl]

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Failures don't plan to fail, they fail to plan
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[loopyleanne_]

haha
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Coming to tenerife in may!!!

[jenny]

That's why Juum was hung upside down when I arrived this morning
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[margaretbl]

looking for sick leave ... or...feeling a bit batty
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[Juum]

All work and no play makes Jimmy a CRAZY boy