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Dianne Pro Reefer



Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 656 Location: Bonnie Scotland
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The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hell o ?
'Is your daddy home?' he asked.
' Yes ,' whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?'
The child whispered, ' No .'
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy there? ' Yes .'
'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, ' No .'
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'
' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman '.
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'
' No, he's busy
', whispered the child.
'Busy doing what?'
' Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ,' came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'
' A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.
'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, ' The search team just landed a helicopter .'
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...[b] ' ME !!.[/b] _________________ im back in Tenerife soon........ yepeeeeeeeee  |
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Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:06 pm
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xLisax Supreme Reefer



Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3128 Location: London
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Aww lol _________________ Whooo Tenerife in May!! |
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Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:47 pm
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MaryJ Pro Reefer



Joined: 09 Sep 2007 Posts: 424 Location: Chesterfield, Derbyshire
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good one! _________________ Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. |
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Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:54 pm
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