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more than likely seen before ....

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart ~ ( Jan 20 - Feb 18 )

Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.

PISCES - The Dreamer ~ ( Feb 19 - Mar 20 )

Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Un selfish.Good kisser. Beautiful.

ARIES - The Daredevil ( Mar 21 - April 19 )

Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

TAURUS - The Enduring One ~ ( April 20 - May 20th )

Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts.Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.

GEMINI - The Chatterbox ~ ( May 21 - June 20 )

Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.

CANCER - The Protector ~ ( June 21 - July 22 )

Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.

LEO - The Boss ~ ( July 23 - Aug 22 )

Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Likes boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leo's. Attractive.

VIRGO - The Perfectionist ~ Dominant ~ ( Aug 23 - Sept 22 )

In relationships, very conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.

LIBRA - The Harmonizer ( Sept 23 - Oct 22 )

Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.

SCORPIO - The Intense One ~ Very Energetic ~ ( Oct 23 - Nov 21 )

Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships. Talkative. Romantic.
Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.

SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One ~ ( Nov 22 - Dec 21 )

Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome ). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Beautiful inside and out

CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter ~ ( Dec 22 - Jan 19 )

Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.
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The Sagi one is sooo wrong for me!
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all of it or some, the Librian one is so so for me
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All! Me, an optimist?!
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Daft lad, Laughing I would say there are only a few things that don't apply to you, Rolling Eyes
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I'm not so sure about Taurus.........Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Indulge themselves often. I don't think that Jenny would agree with those.
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It was bang on for my dad, he had an evil temper, true taurean
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I'm a "saggy-hairy"ar*e"... and my one was lovely and positive. yes of course I'd love to believe it all... but they lost me on the first bit. Erm... I'm NOT an optimist. I used to call myself a realist, but actually I'm more of a pessimist.

But very flattering, and I'd love to agree to all those attributes mentioned.

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Which star sign do all the thieves, rapists and murderers belong to?
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all of it or some, the Librian one is so so for me


The Pisces is one is so definitely me, although like to know all details lol lol Rolling Eyes
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Which star sign do all the thieves, rapists and murderers belong to?


Sagittarius Rob... mua ha ha ha ha... look out, I've got your number lol

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