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margaretbl
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How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
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rob
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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
NO DRINK?
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margaretbl
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I suppose you could DRINK in the beauty of the woman you are with. 
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Elle1971
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Love it Margaret - mind if I nick it?
I think Rob's right though... It should be "Bring food and drink"
Elle xx
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Treble99
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| Elle1971 wrote: | | It should be "Bring food and drink" |
And ear plugs 
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Elle1971
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And ear plugs? Erm... excuse me? You guys snore like snorey things! It is US LADIES who need the earplugs!
Okay... apparently I snore like a snorey thing too lol... but hey, I'm a lady so I don't believe him and it must sound like the singing of angels!
Elle xx
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Treble99
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| Elle1971 wrote: | | And ear plugs? Erm... excuse me? You guys snore like snorey things! |
Its got nothing to do with snoring Elle. It would be nice to have a few hours off from the nagging
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Elle1971
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Touche!
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