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Paddy buys a bath
he takes it back the next day complaining it let the water out
the shop assistant said did you not buy a plug?

Paddy said you did not tell me it was electric Shocked



Paddy on death row
he is offered 3 types of death
electric chair, hanging, or injected with aids

he picks the injection

after it had been given Paddy was laughing

the guard asked why he was laughing

It won't work said Paddy
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I was wearing a condom
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