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After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one
evening, when the misses felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he
hadn't in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then
began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders
and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just
over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm,
caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed
gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf.

Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost
portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right
side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a
loving voice, "Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?"







I found the remote," he mumbled. Cool Cool Cool
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rotfl good one !!!!
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Now why does that make me feel so guilty scooter?

I like that one!
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TS: Have you lost your remote recently then. Laughing
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