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[rob]

As I was heading for the motorway today I spotted the police charging after a 'motorist' driving merrily along the motorway underpass. The 'motorist was a little old lady on a mobility scooter!!!
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Reminds me of the one about the little old lady driving a Robin Reliant (Plastic Pig) who breaks down. A guy in a Maserati pulls up and offers to tow her to the nearest garage, which is a few miles further up the motorway. He says, "I'll keep to 50mph, but if I'm going too fast at any point, just honk on the horn and I'll slow down.

So off they go. For the first mile, everything's ok. But then a Ferrari pulls up alongside the Maserati driver and starts mocking his slow driving. The Maserati driver is having none of that, so whilst forgetting about the Robin Reliant in tow, he puts his foot down to teach the Ferrari driver a lesson. Soon, a Porsche driver spots the chase and joins in, narrowly taking the lead over the other two.

The poor old lady in the Robin is getting shaken around as the cars race past 60mph, 70mph, 80mph, 90mph and then well past 100. She frantically sounds her horn and flashes her lights, but the Maserati driver is distracted by the race and the roar of his own engine. By the time they reach the Maserati driver's supposed exit, the cars are doing over 120mph !!

As they race past the exit, a policeman sitting in his car on the overhead bridge spots the cars race by. He radios in to H.Q to report the incident...

"Sarge, you're never going to believe this. I've just seen a Porsche go by at 120mph, closely followed by a Ferrari and a Maserati".
"Well what's so unusual about that?" says the Sargeant. "We have the same thing almost every week".

"Yes, Sarge, but this week there's a little old lady in a Robin Reliant right up their arses honking and flashing them to get out of the way!!!"


Maybe should have gone in the Jokes section, but I couldn't resist....
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