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An old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic
ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for
conversation.

'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to b e a very serious man. Is something bothering you?'

No. I’m just serious by nature.'

The young lady looked at his medals and decorations and said, 'It looks like you have seen a lot of action.

Yes, a lot of action.'

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, 'You know, you
should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.'

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young
lady said, 'You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the
last time you had sex?'

1955.

Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so
seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private
room where she proceeded to 'relax' him several times. Afterwards, panting for
breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, 'Wow, you sure didn't
forget much since 1955.'

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, 'I hope not;
it's only 2130 now.'

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