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A gypsy Bloke walks in to his local hospital pushing his wife in a wheelchair...
It is the wife who needs attention and as the Doctor examines her he discovers she has 2 black eyes, a broken nose,lost several front teeth ,a broken wrist ,3 cracked ribs,and 4 dislocated fingers...
The Doctor is horrified and turns to the husband and and says:-
Doc:- "How did this happen ?? A car crash??"
Husband:- "Nah Doc ...She's going through the change !"
Doc:- " These sorts of injuries don't happen when you going through the change??"
Husband:- "Does when it's in my pocket 
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