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[margaretbl]

The plane is on its way to houston when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. she then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back.

The blonde replies, "i'm blond, i'm beautiful, i'm going to houston and i'm staying right here."

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde sitting in first class that belongs in economy and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.

The blonde replies, "i'm blonde, i'm beautiful, i'm going to houston and i'm staying right here."

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, "you say she is a blonde? i'll handle this. i'm married to a blonde. i speak blonde."

He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, "oh, i'm sorry." and she gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.



I told her, "first class isn't going to houston"
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[karlb]

lol reminds me of another blonde plane joke

During the flight...............

Captain comes on the speakers and announces due to one of the four engines failing we will be half an hour late.

Another engine fails, due to another engine failing we will be an hour late.

A third engine fails, captain announces we will be an hour and a half late.

A blonde passenger turns to her friend and says

'Good grief if the fourth engine fails we will be up here all night'


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[margaretbl]

yes good one Karl
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