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[rob]

Bob called home one afternoon to see what his wife
was making for dinner.


"Hello?" said a little girl's voice.


"Hi, honey, its Daddy, " said Bob. "Is mommy near the phone?"


"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank.


"After a brief pause, Bob said, "But you don't have an Uncle
Frank, honey!"


"Yes I do. He's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"
"Okay, then. Here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone,
run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy
and Uncle Frank that my car just pulled up outside the house."


"Okay, Daddy!"


A few minutes later, the little girl came back to the phone.


"Well, I did what you said, Daddy."


"And what happened?"


"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes
on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug
and went out the front window and now she's dead."


"Oh my God! And what about Uncle Frank?"


"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all
scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming
pool, but he must have forgot that you took out all the water
last week to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming
pool, and now he's dead too.


"There was a long pause, then Bob said, "Swimming
pool? Is this 555-7039?"





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[sara]

ooops! hey babes!!

[Boddamer]

rob. You're definitely a 5* genius

[sara]

hmmm... not up to your usual smutty, well loved standard..still not feeling well honey??