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Ole took Helga home with him & took off his shirt.

Helga says, "Ole, dat's some chest you have der."

Ole says, "Helga, dat's a hunnert-seventy pounds of dynamite."

Next Ole took off his pants.

Helga says, "Ole, dat's nice legs you got der."

Ole says, "Helga, dat's a hunnert-seventy pounds of dynamite."
Ole quickly reached down & pulled off his underpants.

Helga screamed & ran out the door.

Ole put his cloths back on & ran after her.

Catching her, Ole said, "Helga, viy did you run out like dat?"

Helga says, "Vith all that dynamite around, I taught it vas going to explode ven I saw how short da fuse vas."



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