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rob

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge, only to find a cop with a radar gun, on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh, yea," said the cop, "just what do you do?"
"Well," she said, "I'm a rectum stretcher,"
The cop stammered, "A WHAT? A rectum stretcher?" "And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting just one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work with my whole hand till I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, till it's about 6ft wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6ft asshole?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun & park him behind a bridge." she responded.

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