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[rob]

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A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married
son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She
was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch,
totally naked. Soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume
filled the room.



"What are you doing?" she asked.




"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from
work, " the daughter-in-law answered."




"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law
exclaimed.




"This is my LOVE dress, " the daughter-in-law
explained.




"LOVE dress? But you're naked!"




"My husband LOVES me to wear this dress, " she
explained. "It excites. Every time he
sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and
ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."




The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed,
showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put
on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband
to arrive.




Finally, her husband came home.




He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.




"What are you doing?" he asked.




"This is my LOVE dress, " she whispered, sensually.




"Needs ironing, " he said. "What's
for dinner?"



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[sara]

...that's more like it rob!!

[xshortix]

cute rob very cute hehe!