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11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without
getting your face slapped.


12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with
chocolate.


13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it.


14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.


15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.


16) Good chocolate is easy to find.


17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you
can handle.


1Cool You are never too young or too old for
chocolate.


19) When you have chocolate it does not keep your
neighbors awake.


20) With chocolate size doesn't matter, lots of little tiny ones are just as good as one big one.



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..is chocolate better than sex?? phew, that's a really hard to answer question... when i've finished dipping my crunchie into my brandy, maybe i'll have an answer! Wink
Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:43 pm
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