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[rob]

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A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday,
instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend
partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.

When he finally appeared at home, Sunday Night, he was confronted
by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours
with a tirade befitting his actions.

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to
him. "How would you like it if you didn't see me
for two or three days?"

To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and
Wednesday came and went with the same results.

Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where
he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.


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[sara]

...sounds good to me, treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen!!

[Andynewsome]

haha.. if my 'wife' punched me in the face 'she' would end up looking like I put a fire out with a screw driver on 'her' face! haha.. Not that my little Jonny Cake would do that!
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[sara]

...ANDY!! ...that's a little violent innit??...the last time i punched a male in the face (24 years ago), it took him 20 mins to get up!!..hmmmm, shoulda kicked him harder when he went down maybe!!!

....as you can see, i don't advocate violence at all.....i'm very subservient where men are concerned, they are superior after all

......... .........

...i'm such a gentle soul..

[Andynewsome]

haha.. well I AM only joking as we love our little Jonny Cakes to bits!
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[sara]

..really glad to hear it honey