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[quote]A turtle called Hughey, who is having a chat with a Mr Otwasbana from Rwhuanda about the demands on the worlds scientist as they struggle to split the atom. The conversation is taking place as Hughey struggles to eat peanuts and you can see them lodged in his throat. (He lost all his teeth you see due to decay from to many years smoking old holburn roll ups) As he coughs, the picture depicts Mr Otwasbana giving him the hymerick (spelling) maneuver and you can see the peanut flying through the air, with hughey still attached to it, and coming to rest in Colin the mackerels pint of John Smiths. Mr Otwasbana is left holding nothing more than a shell, which, I dare say, he will shine up and sell to some poor tourist telling them, you can hear the sea! It really is a cracking tea towel
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Sorry to be the one to break it to you Treble but this particular tea towel was actually mass produced back in the early 80's therefore it's not actually worth much at all. I should know my great aunt edna had 12 and was very dissapointed when the colour ran all over her best t-set. Toungue Out
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I know the t towels you are talking about but you are wrong. You are getting them mixed up very similar ones but in those the turtle was called Eric not Hughey
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Sorry Treb, my apologies. Bow Down
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No probs, But I still cant work out who you are
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Well, I am boring,as i collect soaps, again i have had this obsession with them from a young age,you name it ive got them,but i do have a problem in using soap,so i dont have many friends,my nickname is BO but i think thats because i look like Bo Derek, so if you want to meet up and i'll show you mine if you show me yours. Im driving my new car, a orange capri with twin sided exhausts, look forward to hearing from you
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maybelline wrote:
Well, I am boring,as i collect soaps, again i have had this obsession with them from a young age,you name it ive got them,but i do have a problem in using soap,so i dont have many friends,my nickname is BO but i think thats because i look like Bo Derek, so if you want to meet up and i'll show you mine if you show me yours. Im driving my new car, a orange capri with twin sided exhausts, look forward to hearing from you
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You sound irresistable!!!!! If Treb is too busy with all of his women I'd love a spin out in your Capri with the twin sided exhausts.

If you look like Bo Derek I'll even bring my collection of rotary washing lines and assorted pegs from around the world!! (I say around the world, I actually mean pegs nicked from washing lines in Stoke on Trent)

But I have OS streetmaps with the washing lines maked on from where I liberated them. I also have some very rare clothes line props that I'll bring along to the second date? You interested? Confused
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'Hang in' there Mr Fibble,im going to give him a couple of weeks to call me, and if he lets me down i'll pm you my number.

P.S could you please tell me how you stop the plastic pegs going brittle.

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P.S could you please tell me how you stop the plastic pegs going brittle.

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Nick wooden ones. Wink
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lol
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Hi, I'm a newbie but will def be looking out for Treb's postings, Oh how I laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarfed!!!! rotfl
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maybelline wrote:
Well, I am boring,as i collect soaps, again i have had this obsession with them from a young age,you name it ive got them,but i do have a problem in using soap,so i dont have many friends,my nickname is BO but i think thats because i look like Bo Derek, so if you want to meet up and i'll show you mine if you show me yours. Im driving my new car, a orange capri with twin sided exhausts, look forward to hearing from you
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Your driving a Capri now Maybe?. Your going up in the world, last time I saw you, you were driving a Cortina!

How can I resist you now
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Your driving a Capri now Maybe?. Your going up in the world, last time I saw you, you were driving a Cortina!

How can I resist you now


Aww shucks, Trebs spotted me moving on his tottie Rolling Eyes Sad

Maybelline, keep your plastic pegs in a small neoprene sack Very Happy
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I havent been out on a date for ages,well actually never......... ive decided im not waiting around for Treb,s call,so ive pm'd you my number, dont be put off by my perfume, just open the windows.

Thanks for the tip,much appreciated

H.O.L.L.A.N.D

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Hey I've not had a date in a while, I know I am new but how can I resist the charm of a man with such a fab car and collects tea towels????

30 knock knock jokes???? no awkward silent moments then!!!!

Treb you just tick so many boxes !!!!!!!!!!!
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maybelline wrote:
dont be put off by my perfume,

How can you say that Maybe. Ladies who wear Gerogio Beverly Hills or perfume by Kalvin Cline, Hugo Boss are ok but I hear your chosen perfume is called "tester"
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