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Treble99
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| Holy Golfer wrote: | | Rest assured I am anything but crazy. I went to a psychiatrist recently and asked if I was crazy. He said "yes" I said 'I would really like a second opinion" He said "you're ugly too" |
 
Is that the same psychiatrist you visited and said "please help me, i think I'm schizophrenic". He said to you, do you remember?, "I dont know Holy Golfer, I will asses you, please recite your favorite poem" And you said "OK"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I"
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Itsonlyme
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Welcome to our Forum Holy Golfer, at last someone who can actually help some of the lost souls who found their way here.  |
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Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:40 pm
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Holy Golfer
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| Itsonlyme wrote: | | Welcome to our Forum Holy Golfer, at last someone who can actually help some of the lost souls who found their way here. |
My mission is to help brother Jon become the man he wants to be and 'play a straight club', but you can rest assured that I will try to help any willing forum member to learn godly golfing 'In His Grip' on the holy greens of Tenerife.
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Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:24 pm
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Treble99
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| Holy Golfer wrote: | | My mission is to help brother Jon become the man he wants to be and 'play a straight club', |
 
Hey Holy Golfer, dont believe all you read
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Holy Golfer
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| Treble99 wrote: | | Holy Golfer wrote: | | My mission is to help brother Jon become the man he wants to be and 'play a straight club', |
Hey Holy Golfer, dont believe all you read |
Brother Jon:
Though I can understand your current obsession with pictures of other menīs bottoms like this:
After a few sessions of the "In His Grip" Christian golf course you will gradually want to post pictures of women like this: 
Please donīt be afraid of this change; trust me - trust in Jesus Christ who looks away when a golf partner bends down to place a tee. Praise be in his name! Yes brother Jon: Golfing with God can cleanse your inner turmoil and help you become a hetrogolfer with an accurate score memory powered by the Lord himself!
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JudeKen
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Hi Holy Golfer.
Utter Madness!!! 
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Irina
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