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margaretbl
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Paddy buys a bath
he takes it back the next day complaining it let the water out
the shop assistant said did you not buy a plug?
Paddy said you did not tell me it was electric 
Paddy on death row
he is offered 3 types of death
electric chair, hanging, or injected with aids
he picks the injection
after it had been given Paddy was laughing
the guard asked why he was laughing
It won't work said Paddy
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I was wearing a condom
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