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This is the latest email I have had asking for a job.

This was it, the complete email

hello there pls how can apply for the job.


I am still in shock.

I have had some bad ones but this must be the worst, they should have just said

Gis a job.


Evil or Very Mad
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Laughing and what job was this person applying for ????
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A cleaner.

I think most people are under the impression because its a cleaning job they do not need to put in any effort and we will be falling over ourselves to give them work.

WRONG LOL

All our cleaners are reliable, hard working and trustworthy. They are able to work on their own initiative and have a pleasant confident manner with our clients. They have all been reference checked and are all intelligent individuals.

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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All our cleaners are reliable, hard working and trustworthy. They are able to work on their own initiative and have a pleasant confident manner with our clients. They have all been reference checked and are all intelligent individuals.



Crikey...... That rules me out for a start.... So no point in me applying. Crying or Very sad
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lol lol

Yes I am sorry Rob but we have to draw the line somewhere and you are just not qualified I am afraid.

Have you tried Subway lol

Actually that reminds me of a story, when in Australia looking for work you are only legally allowed to work at one place for a max of 6 months I think it was on the Visa I had. I went in to apply to Macdonalds and they said it was not worth it as I would take to long to train !!!!!!

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heehee Karl thats funny....


i am going to Australia soon....cant wait...







PS..btw gis a job...xxxxxxx
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Australia? Wow, that's really quite cool, Strips. That's one destination that I would love to visit. Holiday, or something else?
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jama...dont go off topic...lol

Holiday to see my sister.....


SORRY karl...XX
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Me, off topic? Never Laughing

It'll be a fabulous holiday.

Ooops, Karl, I'm sorry for taking this slightly "off topic"... Embarassed
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lol Jama if you ever find yourself in a big hole I am sure we could offer you some work.


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Karl, I have always been a good little scrubber, and very pleasant with it, and do whatever the customer requires, do I qualify?????? lol lol (only joking) Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Hmm...Sunny, an interesting little resume. I might have a nice, challenging position for somebody with your skills set... Rolling Eyes
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karlb wrote:
This is the latest email I have had asking for a job.

This was it, the complete email

hello there pls how can apply for the job.


I am still in shock.

I have had some bad ones but this must be the worst, they should have just said

Gis a job.


Evil or Very Mad


That's funny, because my mate Jed is still looking for a job... Laughing
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Well at least there was not reams of waffle to go through Karl Laughing Laughing
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Did you reply? Perhaps you should, explaining why she won't find a job with an application like that!
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