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An elderly couple were driving across the south of England. The woman was driving when they got pulled over by the police.



“Excuse me madam,” said the police officer, “did you know you were speeding?”



The woman who was hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?”



“HE SAYS-YOU-WERE-SPEEDING,” the old man said loudly and slowly.



“May I see your licence?” asked the officer.



The woman again turned to her husband. “What did he say?” she asked.



“HE-WANTS-TO-SEE-YOUR-LICENCE,” the old man said.



The woman gave her licence to the policeman who examined it and as he handed it back remarked, “I see you are from Luton. I spent some time there and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.”



The woman turned to her husband and asked,” What did he say?”



“HE-THINKS-HE-KNOWS-YOU!”
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