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[rob]

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend
to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing
left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip
ticket. If he could just get to the airport he could get himself
home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there
was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation
to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from
home, he offered him his watch as security, his drivers
license number, his address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie
said, "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!"
So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport
and was barely in time to catch his flight.


One year later the businessman, having worked long and
hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas
and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself,
he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back
to the airport. Well who should he see out there, at the end
of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to
give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman
thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for
his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.


The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How
much for a ride to the airport, " he asked? "Fifteen
bucks, " came the reply. "And how much for you
to give me a blowjob on the way?" "What! Get the
hell out of my cab."


The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long
line and asked the same questions, with the same result.
When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got
in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?"
The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The businessman
said "ok" and off they went. Then, as they drove
slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a
big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.


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[Boddamer]

Aww bless you for still being funny when so ill

[sara]

sounds like summat i'd do.....