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rob Moderator



Joined: 08 Aug 2004 Posts: 7621 Location: Tenerife
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Post subject: CHALK ONE UP FOR THE OLD DUDE |
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An older, white haired man walked into a
jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend
The jeweller looked through his stock and
brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special."
At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over.
"Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweller said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said,
"We'll take it."
The jeweller asked how payment would be made
and the old man stated, by cheque. " I know you need to make sure my
cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday
to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
Monday morning, a very peed-off jeweller phoned the old man.
"There's no money in that account."
"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"
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sara Supreme Reefer



Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 4470
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lucky him!!! |
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Mon Apr 25, 2005 5:04 pm
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