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Fred and Judy bought a mirror at an antique auction that
was reputed to have magic powers. Arriving home, Judy stood
in front of it and cried, "Mirror Mirror on the door...make
my breasts size 44!"
Whoosh!And it was so. In a flash, Judy's chest was as huge as any Gent cetnerfold's.
Impressed, Fred demanded he have a try.
Gazing into the mirror, Fred chanted,
"Mirror, Mirror on the door..make my willy touch the floor!"
Whoosh!


His legs dropped off.


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Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:20 pm
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ha! ha! ha! , heard that one before but it still makes me chuckle...keep 'em coming rob honey
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