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[rob]

Ole and Lena went to the same Lutheran Church. Lena went
every Sunday and taught Sunday School. Ole went at Christmas
and Easter, and maybe a few times during the year.

One Sunday, Ole was sitting in the pew right behind Lena
and got to noticing what a fine looking woman she was.

While they were taking up the collection, Ole leaned forward
and said, "Lena, how about you and me go to dinner in
town next Friday?"

"Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice, " Lena replied.

Ole was tickled as all get out. All week long he polished
his old Ford truck. On Friday he picked up Lena and took her
to the finest restaurant in town.

When they sat down, Ole looked at Lena and asked, "Lena,
vould you like a cocktail before dinner?"

"Oh, no, Ole, " Lena said, "Vat vould
I tell my Sunday School class?"

Ole was a little taken back, but he didn't say much about
it. After dinner, he reached in his pocket and pulled out
a pack of cigarettes, offering Lena one.

"Oh, no, Ole, " Lena said, "Vat vould
I tell my Sunday School class?"

Well, Ole was feeling kind of low, having had two offers
rebuffed. On the way home, they passed the Hot Springs
Motel, he figured, heck, he'd struck out twice, so
he had nothing to lose.

"Hey, Lena, vould you like to stop at the motel with
me?"

"Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice, " she replied.

Ole couldn't believe his luck. He whipped his Ford
into the parking lot, jumped out of the truck, ran into the
hotel office, checked in, ran back out, and took Lena right
to the hotel room.

The next morning Ole got up first. He looked at Lena lying
on the bed, her hair spread out all over the pillow. "Vat
have I done, vat have I done?" Ole thought. He shook
Lena awake. "Lena, I've got to ask you von thing."

"Vot's dat?" she said, sleepily.

"Vat are you going to tell your Sunday School class?"

"The same ting I alvays tell dem. You don't have
to drink and smoke to have a good time."



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[sara]

oh how true is that???.....but a few ice cold lumumbas do help...