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rob Moderator



Joined: 08 Aug 2004 Posts: 7420 Location: Tenerife
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Post subject: golf in Tenerife ? |
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Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As
they were heading out to the course, one of them was detained
by a phone call.
The other three were discussing their children while walking
to the first tee.
"My son, " said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself
in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now
owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful,
in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a
brand new home as a gift."
The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began
his career as a car salesman, but now owns a chain of dealerships.
"He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a
friend two brand new cars as a gift."
The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through
a stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that
in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio
as a gift.
As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly
tell him that they have been discussing how successful their
progeny are, and ask what line of work his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my
son has turned out, " he replies. "For fifteen years, he's
been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay."
As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but
on the bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his
last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new
cars, and a big stock portfolio."
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Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:29 pm
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sara Supreme Reefer



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Now, THAT'S my kind of joke!!
Can see why sara fell for you! |
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Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:20 pm
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sara Supreme Reefer



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