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Calling In Sick


A woman calls her boss one morning and tells her that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" she asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
Thu Jan 06, 2005 7:01 pm
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oh yeah! oh yeah!
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I can just see that on my self cert. Followed by my insurance details on my P45!!
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Angel have you tried that one yet rob???.... Scared
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