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[rob]

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A young couple, just married were in their honeymoon suite
on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed,
the husband who was a big burly man tossed his pants to his
bride and said, "Here, put these on."


She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your pants, " she said.


"That's right, " said the husband, and
don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears
the pants in this family."


With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try
these on." He tried them on and found he could only
get them on as far as his kneecaps.


"Hell, " he said. "I can't get into
your panties!"


She replied, "That's right, and that's
the way its going to be until your attitude changes!"


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[sara]

...oh yeah! oh yeah! ...............atta girl...start as ya mean to go on!!