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Towards the end of a round of golf, Dave hit his ball into
the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing
just about every buttercup in the patch.


All of a sudden.....POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke,
a little old woman appeared.


She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how
long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing
what you have done, you won't have any butter for your
popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life.......As a matter of fact, you'll
never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!!!!!"

Then POOF!......she was gone!

After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend,
"Fred, where are you?" Fred yells back "I'm over here in the pussy willows."
Dave shouts back,
"DON'T SWING, Fred; for the love of God, DON'T SWING!!"



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.tut!
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.tut!
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..............tut!................. Thumbs Down
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Angel

ooops... it wasn't that bad, sorry for the ten thousand ( well, you know what i mean!) replies... my comp is just sooo thick....
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the computer is? Razz
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Angel


...hey you juum!!! i'll have a less......actually, it was a bad joke, but for some reason when i posted my reply a white page kept appearing telling me that " couldn't find server" so i thought that my post wouldn't have worked... but it had. tut. i've told you before that i'm thick when it comes to computers..... so don't be mean to me.... i'm lovely!!!!! Wink
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hear, hear.u know what they say..........
Don't mock the afflicted.
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Angel

... rotfl rotfl rotfl rotfl rotfl rotfl rotfl rotfl

...it's a good job i'm not easily offended int it??? Wink
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