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Post Post subject: This one's for you Sara Reply with quote

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a
cat, but it was dead.
How you know that the cat was dead, she asked.
Because I pi$$ed in its ear and it didn't move, answered
the boy
innocently.
You did WHAT !? Said the teacher.







You know. explained the boy. I leaned over and went "Pssst"
and it didn't move.............


Question ok Sara???
Wed Jan 26, 2005 9:46 pm
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Rolling Eyes oh man!!! Rob, they just get worse!! Still, they all made me laugh. It's nice to have summat to laugh at , 'cos in lovely Huddersfield, as per usual it's raining , cold and windy. oh how I wish I was sat on the Duque beach watching the world go by..... Crying or Very sad
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Laughing i just told my 13 year old that and he nearly peed himself laughing! Rob, someone likes your jokes! ha ha ha Rolling Eyes
Thu Jan 27, 2005 3:45 pm
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you know what they say Sara....little things please little......... We're all kids at heart Wink
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Embarassed Rob you've got me addicted to naff jokes!!! Laughing I keep having to log on to see how bad they're getting!!
Fri Jan 28, 2005 1:43 pm
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Keep looking you never know i might hit the right chord for you one day Wink


By the way. Do you like my new photo? Cool Andy says it's a good likeness! I'm not so sure myself, maybe on a good day.... Confused
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