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IN A LAUNDROMAT:
Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.


IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE:
Bargain Basement Upstairs


IN AN OFFICE:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.


IN ANOTHER OFFICE:
After the tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.


ON A CHURCH DOOR:
This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)


OUTSIDE A SECOND HAND SHOP:
We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.


NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW:
Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.


IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW:
Closed due to illness.




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