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[rob]

A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the
doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this
prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she
agrees, and they make love.


About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,

"Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could
we please do it one more time?" of course, the wife
agrees, and they do it again. Later, as the man gets into
bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only
8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder, and asks,
"Honey, please... just one more time before I die."
She says, "of course, Dear, " and they make
love for the third time.


After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.
The man, however, worried about his impending death, tosses
and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his
wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours.
Do you think we could...?"


At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen, I
have to get up in the morning, you don't."

[sara]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!! Best one yet Rob

[sara]

no, i am wrong , the sex in tenerife is better!!!