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Post Post subject: lost my dad Reply with quote
A small kid was lost in the park.
He went to a passing cop and said,
"I've lost my Dad!"
The cop said,
"Lost your dad eh?
Well what's he like?"
Without a pause the kid replied,
"Beer and loose women!"




You must like this one Sara Wink Smile
Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:00 pm
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Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes well. for once in my life... i am absolutely speechless. what can i say? ( i'm sure i'll think of summat, give me a while to muse over it) Wink
Sat Jan 29, 2005 1:06 pm
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Embarassed Ummmm.......errrrr...monarch scheduled...forgot about that Embarassed Unfortunately Andy and his girlfriend arrived friday morn (3 AM) so are using my spare bedroom, so unless I sleep on the floor.....I'm afraid there's no room at the inn. Sad


By the way, do you like my new photo? Cool Andy says it's a very good likeness, I'm not so sure....maybe on a good day...
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Razz hey Rob, looking good.!!! Laughing If this is on a good day, I'm sure everyone you meet on a bad day will be booking flights home !! ha! ha! You look just like i imagined !!! ha!ha! ha! god , my sides are aching. SORRY, only kidding! Laughing Never mind about having no room available at the inn, i can wait!! have a good weekend...
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Hey Sara, I hope your not a blonde, I've got some blonde jokes but don't know whether to post them, you may find out where i live and.........
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Confused nope, not blonde. more mahogany I'd say. Smile
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