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rob
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John woke up after the annual office Christmas party with
a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable
to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip
to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife
put some coffee in front of him.
"Louise,” he moaned, "tell me what happened
last night. Was it as bad as I think?" "Even worse,” she said, her voice oozing scorn.
"You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded
in antagonising the entire board of directors, and you
insulted the president of the company, right to his face."
"He's an idiot, “John said. "Piss
on him." "You did, “his wife said, "and he fired
you." "Well, screw him!" said John.
His wife replied, "I did. You're back at work
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sara
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Joined: 30 Dec 2004
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  oh my god! rob. your jokes are worse than my 13year olds!! where do you find them?  |
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Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:24 pm
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rob
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Joined: 08 Aug 2004
Posts: 7612
Location: Tenerife
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All of them Sara?
OK I'll try to do better.....or you could post some as well |
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Wed Jan 26, 2005 9:31 pm
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sara
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 the only jokes i know come from my eldest, and they're as naff as yours!! i'll ask him for some  , and we'll take a vote as to whos are the best/ worst? |
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Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:35 pm
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