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[rob]

BEST SEX IN 50 YEARS

An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a
small
tavern.

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the
firsttime
we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern
where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you."
"Yes," she says, "I remember it well. "
"OK," he says, "how about taking a stroll round there again and we
can do
it for old time's sake?"
"Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to
allthis,
and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two
old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so
there's no trouble."

So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other
for
support, aided by walking sticks.

Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to
the fence.
The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old
man drops
his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, theold
man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the
watching policeman has ever seen.

They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for
about forty minutes! She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!" He's hanging on to
her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable.

Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life
that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground
recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes
back on.

The policeman, still watching thinks, that was truly amazing, he
wasgoing
like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is. As the couple
passes, he says to them, "That was something else! You must have been
having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it?
You must have had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of
secret?"

The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

[sara]

ha ha ha ha ha ha the best one yet!!