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[rob]

Now class, 3 birds are sitting on a fence. A hunter
shoots one of the birds. How many are left?"


A young boy raises his hand and the teacher calls on him.
"None!" the boys cheerfully answers.


The teacher tells him his answer is incorrect, and once
again restates the question. But this time she holds up
3 fingers to represent the 3 birds sitting on the fence.


"Now class, 3 birds are sitting on a fence. A hunter
shoots one of the birds (she now closes one finger to show
2 remaining). How many are left?"


Again the young boy raises his hand and the teacher calls
on him once more. "None!" he replies confidently.


The teacher once more tells the lad that his answer is incorrect,
but asks him to explain his reasoning.


"Simple, " he says. "When the one bird
gets shot, the others fly away."


The teacher responded, "You're still incorrect,
because the answer is 2, but I like the way you
think."


The boy then says, "Teacher, I have a question for
you. There are 3 ladies sitting on a park bench eating ice
cream. One is licking her ice cream, another is biting into
it, and the last is sucking on it. Which of the 3 ladies are
married?"


Well the teacher's cheeks turn red from embarassment,
and softly replies, "I guess it's the one who's
sucking her ice cream."


"Wrong!" the boy replies. "It's
the lady wearing a wedding ring. But I like the way you think."

[Guest]

PMSL I like that one

[rob]

Hey, I can't get through the day without my 'daily insult'. Where are you Sara

[sara]

hey Rob. I'm here and loving the joke!! Had a few days off being ill and feeling crappy, but i'm fine now and raring to go.....