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The Military Plane in Iceland was about to take off with
it's passengers when the Pilot realized that the toilet
was overflowing with crap. So he sent a message to the Control
Tower asking them to send somebody to empty the tank. So
the guy whose job it was to empty the toilet discovered that
the outlet valve for the tank was frozen solid and it took
him twice the time it usually does to empty the tank.


The Pilot was not impressed and he said to him "Son,
that job took too damn long and you have caused this plane
to be late. I will have to reprimand you and think of a suitable
punishment"


So the guy says to him

'' I'm not your son, it's 2.30 am and 10 degrees below zero, I haven't seen a woman in 10 months and my job is to empty the crapper tanks. So exactly what kind of punishment did you have in mind?"



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