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[rob]

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding.......
Older Woman: "Is there a problem, Officer?"

Officer: "Ma'am, you were speeding."

Older Woman: "Oh, I see."

Officer: Can I see your licence please?"

Older Woman: "I'd give it to you, but I don't have one."

Officer: "Don't have one?"

Older Woman: "Lost it, 4 yrs ago for drunk driving."

Officer: "I see.....Can I see your car registration papers, please?"

Older Woman: "I can't do that."

Officer: "Why not?"

Older Woman: "I stole this car."

Officer: "Stole it?"

Older Woman: "Yes, & I killed & hacked up the owner."

Officer: "You what?"

Older Woman: "His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk, if you want to see."

The Officer looks at the woman & slowly backs away, to his car, & calls for back-up. Within minutes, 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car & clasps his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: "Ma'am, could you step out of your car please?" The woman steps out of her car.

Older Woman: "Is there a problem, sir?"

Officer 2: "One of my officers told me you have stolen this car & murdered the owner."

Older Woman: "Murdered the owner?"

Officer 2: "Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car?"

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: "Is this your car, Ma'am?"

Older Woman: "Yes, here's the registration papers." The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: "One of my officers claims that you don't have a license."

The woman digs into her purse, & pulls out a clutch purse, & hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: "Thank you Ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, & murdered & hacked up the owner."

Older Woman: "Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too."


Remember: Don't Mess With Old Ladies!!!!!!!!!!
If you want to brighten someone's day, pass this onto someone you know.

[sara]

sounds like summat my mum would do to some "little upstart!!!" ha! ha!