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[rob]

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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As
he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most
beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized
she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate
would have it, she took the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out,
"Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to
the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America
Convention in Chicago ."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous
woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she
was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly
asked, "What's your business role at this
convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I
have learned from my personal experiences to debunk
some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are
there?"

"Well, she explained, "one popular myth is that
African-American men are the most well-endowed of all
men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who
is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the
best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish
descent who are the best.

I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely
the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and
blushed. "I'm sorry,"
she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of
this with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said,"Tonto Goldstein, but my
friends call me Bubba."



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[sara]