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[rob]

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>A man walks into a night club one night. He goes up to the bar and asks
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>for a beer. "Certainly, Sir, that'll be 1 cent." "One Cent?", exclaimed
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>the man. So the man glances over at the menu and asks, "Could I have a nice
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>juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas and a fried egg?" "Certainly Sir,"
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>replies the barman, "but that comes to real money." How much money?"
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>inquires the man."4 cents," the bartender replied." Four Cents?",
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>exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"The bartender
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>replied,
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>"Upstairs, with my wife." The man says, "What's he doing upstairs with
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>your wife?" The bartender replied, "The same thing as I'm doing to his
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>business."


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[pepperpotsuk]

good 1 rob

[sara]

[Tenerife Seagull]

A guy in a bar asked the barman for a pint of lager. The barman returned and slapped the glass down so hard that its contents spilled out all over the place and soaked the customer. He grabbed the ten- pound note tended by the bemused guy, rung up the amount on the till and threw the change on to the bar so that most of it rolled on to the floor. The startled guy just stood there frozen to the spot with his mouth wide open.

The owner of the bar rushed over from the other side of the room with a cloth and a towel and began to wipe the customer down. He was apologising profusely as he did so and explained that he had given the barman notice to quit only a few minutes before the incident. He asked the guy what his favourite tipple was and quickly produced a large scotch and stuck it in the man's hand.

After a few sips of the spirit the customer regained most of his composure, thanked the govenor for his gesture, he added that he quite understood the situation and didn't hold it against the owner. Explaining that he was the manager of the nearby confectionary factory and that he had to give a weeks notice to one of his workers he enquired,
"You don't know of anybody who would buy a ton of peppermint rock with 'bollocks' right through the middle, do you?"
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