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[rob]

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I was due for an appointment with the gynaecologist
later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from
the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled
for that morning at 9:30am. I had only just packed everyone
off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't
have any time to spare.


As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over
hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't
going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs,
threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting
next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in "that
area" to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw
the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes,
hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the
waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped
up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room
and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million
miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said,
"My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't
we?" I didn't respond.


After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went
home. The rest of the day was normal... some shopping, cleaning,
cooking, etc. After school when my six year old daughter
was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy,
where's my washcloth?"


I told her to get another one from the cupboard.


She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the
sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."


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[sara]

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I met a semi-retired gynaecologist who was on holiday here in Tenerife. He told me that he didn't want to retire totally because he liked to keep his hand in.
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[sara]

...oh...my...god. did you go to the same joke school as rob???