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Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded
up Jack's car and headed north. After driving
for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.
They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive
lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and
I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently
widowed", she explained. "I'm afraid
the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry,” Jack said. "We'll
be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks,
we'll be gone at first light."
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn
and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather
had cleared, and they got on their way.
They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter
from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out,
but he finally determined that it was from the attorney
of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend. He
dropped in on his friend Bob and asked:

"Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from
the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up
North?"
"Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night,
go up to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Yes, " Bob said, a little embarrassed about
being found out. "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling
her your name?"
Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry,
buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."

(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't
you?)

Now keep that smile for the rest of the day!

sara · Supreme Reefer Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 4470

i was feeling pretty crappy, and you know?? all i needed was to read one of your jokes, and all the painkillers and potions in the world wouldn't have numbed my brain any better than that one!!! Laughing