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rob
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Three friends from the local congregation were asked "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say? "
Artie said: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."
Eugene commented: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives."
Don said,
"I'd like them to say, "Look, he's moving!" |
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Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:58 am
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sara
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 oh! yeah! you're back on top form...  have you got a new book?
i suffer with really chronic insomnia and today i feel so knackered that it's taken me all my time this morning to even open me mouth and speak to anyone. Thanks Rob, i just managed a chuckle... |
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Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:42 am
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rob
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| Post subject: Oh my head! |
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New book   I'll have you know I work b....y hard compiling these jokes, in fact I was out until 4 AM this morning visiting bars and nightclubs trying to find some new material for this forum. 
I don't know why I put in all the hard work just to get slagged off 
Actually it was Julias last night and after we had a meal I left them at home and visited my fav club and got erm...waylaid so couldn't get home! 
Only trouble is I always wake early so I'm feeling a little shattered this evening  
Just having a hair of the dog.....christ it's captains day tomorrow, I've got to play golf......hard life
Is it bedtime yet  |
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Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:35 pm
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