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[Horny_Single]

Hi all,

Have just joined this forum this morning. I´m staying at the Sheraton La Caleta for the next few days (untill Thursday 19th) and as you might be able to tell from my username, am looking for a little fun

I´m a young single guy on holiday from UK. I had origionally planned to be here with a few friends but due to a few problems they had to pull out. SO... I find myself here in La Caleta, all horned up and nothing to do !!!!

I´ve been on the roof of the Sheraton at the naturist area which has been OK but a bit quiet. Is there anyone nearby looking for some action ? Maybe you fancy coming to the Sheraton ? Any girls, guys or couples looking for some adult fun ???

Also, are there any places nearby I might be able to get some fun and meet other likeminded people ? I'm not specifically a naturist as such but enjoy getting naked in the sun - especially with others !

Sorry for such a long-winded post. The bottom line is I need some horny no-strings fun in La Caleta ASAP !!!

Anyone interested ?

Rob.

[rob]

Let me know if you get inundated with replies and can't handle them all.
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[karlb]

Dear Horny Single.

You are on a fantastic island with loads of lovely looking ladies. Get showered get dressed splash some aftershave on and get out. Enjoy yourself.

If you dont wanna do that, stay in and tune into one of your 'special TV channels'
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[Horny_Single]

Thanks Rob & Karl for your suggestions and also for your e-mails Rob.

I intend to check out the Matrix club tonight or tomorrow.

Yesterday afternoon I headed out north bound from the Sheraton to try to find some of the naturist beaches of La Caleta or Diego Hernandez.

WELL !!!! - Complete disaster !
Couldn´t find the naturist bit of La Caleta for a start - Where is it supposed to be ? Is it that stony area at the Costa Adeje Palace ??

After that, I decided to try to find the Diego Hernandez beach as I thought I read on these forum pages that it was just north of La Caleta. After walking into La Caleta, I was faced with a *mountain* of hundreds of steps to climb ! Well, I thought lets give it a go, it will be worth it when I get to the top. Alas, when I got there the only thing that faced me can only be described as a desert wasteland void of life or activity. I walked and walked and walked up and down dusty rocky ground thinking the beach was just round the next corner. No sign. Then I had to negotiate a chasm in the earth without falling in. The final straw was when I got to a massive rocky outcrop that I just could not get round at all. I was pissed off to say the least that I had gone that far and had been beaten. By the time I got back, it was nearly dark and I was in a state of collapse, exhaustion and dehydration.

SO - if anyone thinks that this Diego Hernandez place is close to La Caleta - forget it.

I´m assuming I need a car or taxi to get there by the main road ? Where is this naturist beach at La Caleta.

Rob.

[Horny_Single]

You guys need some serious investment round here...

Looks like Madrid & the EU have forgotten this place...

Still recovering and still trying to find those damn beaches !

Rob.

[rob]

I'm very sorry that the island isn't good enough for you but we love the climate here and if having about ten days rain a year means having a lot of dry desert like areas then so be it. This is the 'beach' that you're looking for http://maps.google.co.uk/?ie=UTF8&ll=28.108156,-16.760716&spn=0.003946,0.006201&t=h&z=17&om=1

It isn't all paved and walkways, as with most of the beaches that allow nudity here, it's tucked away from the normal family beaches that the majority of visitors want. There are countries e.g. Germany where they specialise in naturist beaches etc where this type of tourism is targeted and visitors are treated accordingly.
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[Horny_Single]

Hi Rob,

Thanks for your message and for the map. Not sure why you think that I feel the island isn´t good enough for me ! lol - its beautiful !

Whats the best way to get to that beach ? Via the main road ? As I said in my earlier message, the coastal route seemed impassable.

Rob.

[rob]

The only way to get there is to walk, unless of course you have your own helicopter. Click on hybrid or satellite and you can see the paths.
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[Horny_Single]

Thanks.

[Andrew02]

all id say is got to las Americas if u looking for clubs and fun with girls etc, your bound to find a girl looking for harmless fun up there at night time .