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Treble99
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I am looking for fun with any one really as I have no friends. I have just bought a new Datsun (well its a 1978 model but its new to me), so if your a woman I can assure you total style transport. I am easy going and would like to meet any one with the same riveting hobbies that I have. I love tea towel collecting, strange shape desk tidy collecting and have just started door hinge collecting. My favourite hobby is belly button fluff collecting. I worked at Mcdonalds for 3 years and still like to dress up in my uniform. It has 5, yes 5 stars on the badge because I was in charge of milk shake quality control and was employee of the month at least twice in my time there. This should tell you that I take responsibility seriously. I also know at least 30 knock knock jokes so I can keep you entertained for hours. The electronic tagging device on my leg is due to come off soon, so when we meet, don't let it put you off. As for my height, I am 6´4. At college I got a GCSE in metalwork so if you need knives and forks I'm your man. I have also a 50m breast stroke certificate. I'm pretty active and like nothing more than watching re-runs of Falcon Crest on UK gold. I like to eat out and my favourite food are pies and turkey twizzlers. My religion is Quaker because I love porridge. I have many famous mates including Claire Raynor who I met in a queue at Argos when she was buying a ker plunk for her grandson. I spoke to her for 30 seconds and consider her to be my best friend now. So if you have any sexual problems, I know a woman you can speak to!. I also was once on the TV on morning worship. Pleas don't ask me for autographs though, its embarrassing. So come on ladies, im your gateway to endless fun, rivveting chats and the finest turkey twizzler restaurants. Why would you need any other man! 
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sunny
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Chris_and_Leanne
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loopyleanne_
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lol chavs are now into online dating i see
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kaybeam
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 is this the knife sharpening motor cycle guy?! my dreams have come true....
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fionakeen
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Not sure Kaybeam but think not as the knife sharpening man up here that i posted on was not in a datsun 1978........but then again he did say he had just bought it 
Treble you cracked me up reading that one and i have had a really xxxx day so you just made me smile  |
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xLisax
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I like collecting bed sheets are we on the same level? 
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margaretbl
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 Oh what a ray of light on a dull morning, will we find out about the real you..... or are you NOT joking 
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Treble99
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| Chris_and_Leanne wrote: | | At Last ! |
Yes thats right, I know what your thinking, the man of your dreams. SSSShhhhhh Leanne, dont tell Chris (Or did Chris write this. If he did not to worry, Im open minded, I have to be now since the crew at Oasis "outed me" live in air and now call me The Pink Panther) If you did write this Leanne, perhaps I could take you down the chippy for a piece of cod. I will take you in my Datsun.
| kaybeam wrote: | | is this the knife sharpening motor cycle guy?! my dreams have come true.... |
Hi Kay. Do you want the good news or the bad news? I am not the knife sharpening guy but I have got a GCE in metal work so I can make you a knife if you require. I also once built a pheasant run when I lived in Suffolk so as you will understand, Im pretty good with my hands. Mind you, I made the door of the pheasant run a tad to big and a fox got in and ate them all.
The good news!!!! Yes, your dreams have come true!
| xLisax wrote: | | I like collecting bed sheets are we on the same level? |
Not unless they have nice pictures on them like tea towels do but I guess were not worlds apart. I have bought a new tea towel this morning. I was after it for yearsand am overjoyed I have finally got it. It has a picture on it of.....
A turtle called Hughey, who is having a chat with a Mr Otwasbana from Rwhuanda about the demands on the worlds scientist as they struggle to split the atom. The conversation is taking place as Hughey struggles to eat peanuts and you can see them lodged in his throat. (He lost all his teeth you see due to decay from to many years smoking old holburn roll ups) As he coughs, the picture depicts Mr Otwasbana giving him the hymerick (spelling) maneuver and you can see the peanut flying through the air, with hughey still attached to it, and coming to rest in Colin the mackerels pint of John Smiths. Mr Otwasbana is left holding nothing more than a shell, which, I dare say, he will shine up and sell to some poor tourist telling them, you can hear the sea! It really is a cracking tea towel
| margaretbl wrote: | | Oh what a ray of light on a dull morning, will we find out about the real you..... or are you NOT joking |
Of course you find out about the real me. You must take what I say with a pinch of salt. Also, you also now when Im lying cos my lips move. I intend to have some good clean fun on here.
PS Wheres Melders?? I believe he is on this forum.
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margaretbl
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Is that a pinch of salt or the whole mine. I can see some sore sides with the tales of your t-towels.
Like me half the lies you tell are not true
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sunny
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Treb, Melders still comes on from time to time. You really do lead a very busy and interesting life lol lol, keep up with the posts, like a breath of fresh air  |
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Chris_and_Leanne
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and there was me not sure if he was serious... ha ha LEa
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jenny
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| jenny wrote: | Melders was on here the other day, but I think he's busy down the gym these days  |
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JudeKen
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Fantastic!!! Smile spreading chat to brighten the dullest of scottish weather days!!!
Well done for starting it Treb!!
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